BASIC INFORMATION
FULL NAME: Maria Hill
NICKNAME(S): Mar (you better have permission for this)
ALIAS(ES): n/a
AGE: 39 36
DATE OF BIRTH: April 4, 1982
HOMETOWN: Chicago, Illinois
CURRENT LOCATION: New York City
NATIONALITY: American
GENDER: female
PRONOUNS: she / her / hers
ORIENTATION: bisexual, biromantic
RELIGION: agnostic
OCCUPATION: secret agent
LIVING ARRANGEMENTS: apartment in NYC
LANGUAGE(S) SPOKEN: English, Russian, ASL, French, Spanish, JapanesePHYSICAL APPEARANCE
FACE CLAIM: Cobie Smulders
HAIR COLOUR: dark brown
EYE COLOUR: blue
HEIGHT: 5'9
BUILD: lean
TATTOOS: none
PIERCINGS: earrings
HANDEDNESS: left, ambidextrous for weapons
CLOTHING STYLE: tactical suit, jeans and leather jackets, fitted dresses, boots, heels
USUAL EXPRESSION: stoic
DISTINGUISHING CHARACTERISTICS: she works hard to not have any

Maria Hill

FAVOURITES
WEATHER: sunny
COLOUR: blue
MUSIC: pop
MOVIES: comedy
SPORT: baseball
BEVERAGE: coffee
FOOD: pizzaFAMILY
FATHER: disinherited
MOTHER: deceased
SIBLING(S): none
CHILDREN: none
PET(S): none

introductionHello, hi! Laine. she/her. I work during the week and do my best to write enough on the weekend that I can queue through work. I can be slow but I try my best. IMs are a good way to reach me, especially if you want to link to a meme/reply you want to make sure that I see! Don’t be afraid to do that - I’d rather get the notification and a message than miss anything from you!I’m a bit shy and therefore Not Good about approaching people but I’m working on it and I really do love to chat.i will also love and adore you forever if you comment/like/reblog headcanons or send random questions about muses and relationships
----------------------------rules
1. This is a multi-everything blog. If your character is in any kind of (Marvel) fandom, we can make something work. I’m a little leery about jumping into other universes with people who know them well, because my knowledge of things can be spotty, but I’m working on it. Feel free to drop a line in my inbox. As well, my comics knowledge outside of runs containing Maria is also spotty - there are a lot of them!! Please please please correct me if I get something wrong about your characterisation. I’ll change it right away and it was most definitely a lack of knowledge or my forgetfulness, not an attempt at godmodding.2. Maria and I are both over 18. I am, in fact, closer to Maria’s age than I am away from it. Marvel can get violent and sexy and there’s a good chance there will be some nsfw on this blog. (It will be tagged [spicy cw] - I’ve tested this out with mobile restrictions and tumblr savior and it seems to catch it all.) I don’t write with any muns under 18. I’m more than happy to write with teenage muses - Maria already interacts with a few on a regular basis in canon.3. No Godmodding. If you want to write something you think may lead to that, please check with me first.

4. No hate, no drama. I’m an Old™ on the internet, I have a nice corner and nice friends and I’m interested in keeping it that way. I also don’t tend to reblog any political or awareness posts to this blog – not because I don’t care, but because this blog is my space to hide away from the real world. I keep those kinds of posts to my RL social media.5. I try to check out everyone who follows me, and I do follow back, but I also want to keep my dash small. If I’m not following you but you want to write, send a note. I’m very down to write with non-mutuals as long as we come up with a good idea.
5a. Uncut posts are a reason I won’t follow but not a reason I won’t interact - I have nothing against it and I realise it’s not always possible to cut posts but very long threads do strain my eyes so I do what I can to keep them off my dash.6. Ships are chemistry based. It is not a given that if Maria is romantic with one character that she will be romantic with all of them. And Maria is very, very cautious about getting romantic with anyone – chances are high it will take a long time of knowing each other for Maria to even risk it. That doesn’t mean that we can’t start a thread with them having known each other for a long time - I realize reading slow burns is sometimes more fun than writing them ;)
Personally, I’m pretty much constantly yelling about both steve/maria and nat/maria and I have a real soft spot for bucky/maria. So if you do as well, please get at me!7. Memes are great and my favourite way to start things off! I love thinking of an idea and then using a meme to start off that thread - for some reason it’s a lot less stressful for me than trying to write a starter without anything else8. Some icons are mine, most are from icon blogs, hollowart or commissions from @faiataka or gifts from @lieshot

OPEN VERSESv: main
follows the mcu movies. disregards the end of endgame, as a rule (steve doesn’t stay in the past, tony doesn’t die, natasha doesn’t die). i am more than happy to follow my partner’s main verse if you do adhere to following the movies completely.
agents of shield changes: obviously maria would not have gone to space but it is totally cool to have threads either before or after they come back.v: 616
the main comics verse. maria’s characterisation pulls extremely heavily from the invincible iron man 2008 run, secret avengers 2014 run, the black widow 2014 run, and the jessica jones 2016 run. anything i don’t know I’m happy to look up! any blog with a main 616 verse auto-defaults to maria’s 616 verse, unless you ask for something else.v: avac
the purest timeline. everyone is at school together and nothing hurts. consider this the super powered version of a college au!

v: secret avengers
follows the 2014 secret avengers run. fun times with killing machines, memory altering drugs, and assassins.v: the future is bright
catch all verse for any canon or original children of avengers, x-men, young avengers, next avengers, or anyone else that hits your fancy.v: tbd
general tag for threads when a muse not from marvel moves into the marvel canon. partners will eventually get a verse tag specific to the character.v: immortal au tbd
one of these days i'll name the verse where maria has been alive since 1791 but today is not that day! borrows the immortal canon from tv show Forever — maria can only be killed by the weapon that first killed her in the war of 1812. she does not advertise that she is immortal, nor is she thrilled when another immortal shows up in new york. everything is the same as her main mcu verse except she can't (permanently) die.v: fandomless
where Maria is moving into another muse's home canon. Maria has left the army and is working for the fbi/private security firms - more details will be hammered out depending on which character she's interacting with. partners will eventually get a verse tag specific to the character.

CLOSED VERSESv: (winter) soldier of fortune
closed verse with lostsouldier. maria ran into bucky in madripoor when he was working as a freelancer (cough mercenary cough) and convinced him to come to shield instead.v: cons are the most fun a girl can have
closed verse with goodsouldier. white collar au where maria is the conwoman and steve is the fbi agent tasked with getting her to work with them instead of going back to jail.v: little light au
closed verse with lostsouldier and bokketo. unpowered au, still some spying shenanigans!